Her newest book is crammed with good ideas for us all. Here are some of my favorites:
Dropout Crab Claw Roach Clip, in the Nature's Way chapter
Rusty Nail Wind Chime, in the Bipolar Disorder section of the Handicraftable chapter
Glitter Halo, in the Crafting for Jesus chapter
I've been inspired to create a new sideline for myself: Introducing ...
Catering and Party Throwing for Poor People
Here's a sample menu from the Trailer Park Memorial Service that I'm planning for Ain't Diane this December:
Ketchup Packet Tomato Soup
Backyard Greens Salad
Vegan Swiss Meatballs
(Wonderbread balls in vegetarian gravy)
Top Ramen Explosion
(Special blend of Pork, Chicken, and Shrimp flavor packets)
Dessert is up in the air. That's not a creation name, I'm telling you that I haven't been inspired yet. I'll have something to you soon.
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